6/19/2007 Crunchies
Every time I take a step in my condo there is a crunching noise. It's getting bad and I'm getting sick of it. No time to blog.
Due to the possibility of incriminating myself I have decided not to post a list of women I want to marry. I will instead move directly into the subject of illicit sexual practice as experienced by me. There will be no segue and it will be crude, but whatever. What do I care?
I am actually well read on the subject but you'd never know it since I immediately forget everything I read. Whatever. I'll start tomorrow with a detailed and rather grotesque account of my first rape fantasy. Then I'll go on to explain a few things. Nighty-night.
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